naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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