yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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