so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
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I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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