I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Randomize
