That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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