and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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