I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
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We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
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Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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