Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
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He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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