You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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