He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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