How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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