If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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