WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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