I pooped in a mop bucket.
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I just cut my nipple shaving
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
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he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
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eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.