One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
