the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
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We're using joints as your birthday candles
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
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Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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