For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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