just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
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I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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