Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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