Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
