hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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