Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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