I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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