Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
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Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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