is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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