NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
