Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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