so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
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He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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