so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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