You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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