Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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