If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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