I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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