Heybabeimwearingurpanties
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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