that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
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If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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