omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
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I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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