Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
This is classic penis vs brain.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Randomize
