Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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