oh god the rape fog is back!
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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