normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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