Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
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I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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