She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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