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it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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