Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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