my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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