That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
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