You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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