You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
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Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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