Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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