There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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