Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
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There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
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I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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