There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
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I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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