I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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