end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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