You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
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I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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